Imagine The Fish We Could Catch!: Massive 5-Foot, 1-Pound Earthworm Found In Ecuador

July 10, 2014


This is the 1.5-meter (~5-feet), at least 500 gram (~1.1-pound) giant earthworm found near the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador by Project Noah member hoppy4840. That is a giant f***ing worm. Remember the children's book 'How To Eat Fried Worms'? I doubt there was a recipe for something this gigantic. I bet you could put this thing on a hook and catch Jaws. Maybe even a megalodon. Or you could just hold it in front of your shorts and pretend you have the world's biggest penis. Hmmmm, so this is what it would feel like. Feels good. You ever tripped over your own penis before? Because I have. Just kidding, it was a friend's. AWKWARD. Kidding again, totally cool.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Argumus Prime, who needs to transform into a backhoe so we can dig up a whole bunch of these f***ers and open our own bait & tackle shack.

  • David Lerer

    Made my heart sink

  • Guest

    is it fake or is that just what they wants you to think? fake(manipulated perspective anyway, but those shadows suggest more) giant worms are huge but not that huge

    then again if I caught one of those I'd mess with the shadows just to throw people off

  • For once the shadows actually ARE wrong. Where the fuck is Daisy?

    But yea, this is complete bullshit.

  • LittleBigFace
  • Jim

    This is going to be the next big japanese porn fetish...

  • westmclarenmerc

    I came here to say: I've seen enough hentai...
    But in a way, you've beaten me to it.

  • Elak Swindell

    I would say these are more than likely Photoshopped, but after looking at all the various giant worm photos at the link in the article, I wouldn't doubt for a second that they found these two huge worms.

  • Guest
  • Jeff Thompson

    Haha. Does anyone really know what they are talking about? I see lots of chat about shadows being perfect and all that, but they aren't. Its obviously a photoshop. The contrast between the old guy and the worm is way off. The shadow of the work should elongate as it crosses the guys body, but it doesn't. The shadow is too perfect.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    It does looks like a worm but I would like to see more to be sure it isn't a Caecilian

  • Octo


  • beesty

    there is no way that fucker only weighs 1 pound

  • Roast Guider

    They use the same trick you use when you catch a fish, hold the fish out in front of you and closer to the camera so it looks bigger. They're even using a stick, which is some next level fish-increasing shit.

  • Guest

    go compare the damn stick to the thing, it's obviously huge.

  • Aeg

    Earthworm jim, his early days.

  • Fred

    There are some things I really wish actually were photoshopped...

  • Guest

    REAL the shadows are all correct. Its nothing like the book "Get Some(a thrilling novelization of the movie never back down)" in which a rebellious teen Jake Tyler is lured into an ultimate underground
    fighting club in a Backyard Fight, where he finds a mentor in a mixed
    martial arts veteran.

  • Fred

    To be honest the shadow of the worm across the guy's chest would take me approximately twelve seconds to create in photoshop. My point was more... I really hope I never come face to... whatever it is worms have instead of faces... with one of these things. Perhaps that's just because I stayed up late to watch tremors when I was five years old...

  • Guest

    You forgot how its not at all a partial photoshop job.

  • Kevin

    Again with stuff like this, scale is deceptive. Looks bigger than it is because it's in the foreground while the dudes holding it are probably a few feet behind it. It is well big though. I'd eat it.

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