This is the 1.5-meter (~5-feet), at least 500 gram (~1.1-pound) giant earthworm found near the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador by Project Noah member hoppy4840. That is a giant f***ing worm. Remember the children's book 'How To Eat Fried Worms'? I doubt there was a recipe for something this gigantic. I bet you could put this thing on a hook and catch Jaws. Maybe even a megalodon. Or you could just hold it in front of your shorts and pretend you have the world's biggest penis. Hmmmm, so this is what it would feel like. Feels good. You ever tripped over your own penis before? Because I have. Just kidding, it was a friend's. AWKWARD. Kidding again, totally cool.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Argumus Prime, who needs to transform into a backhoe so we can dig up a whole bunch of these f***ers and open our own bait & tackle shack.