Look out, there's a chupacabra behind you!
This is a video of juggler and ringler Lindzee Poi performing more amelymeloptical illusions with his rings (previously: this one). Only this time he's doing the tricks blind. "OMG, what happened to him?!" Calm down, he didn't put his f***ing eyes out, he just put his hoodie on backwards. I think he kind of looks like a Dementor from Harry Potter. So does my landlord. She must be at least 400 years old. Sweet old lady, but hard to look at. Plus one time I swear I saw her levitate. I'm not even kidding. It makes sense too, you don't live four centuries and not pick up a little magic along the way.
Keep going for the full video but prepare to have your eyeballs blown off the shelf. Especially that freaky shit at 1:30.
Thanks Lindzee, and please come perform at my birthday party this year.