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Iffy: All Ninja Turtle Weapons Forged Into One Unit

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This is the mashup weapon forged by the folks of Mat At Arms that combined all four ninja turtle weapons: Donatello's bō, Leonardo's ninjato, Raphael's sai, and Michelangelo's nunchaku. The result...is whatever the hell this thing is. A bōjatosaichaku? I dunno, but I can almost say for certain I would brain myself with that sai on a chain dangling from the end while in combat.

Leonardo: Oh shit, here comes the Foot Clan, GW -- cover the rear! GW?!
GW: Help meeeeeeee.
Leonardo: Jesus, your brains are leaking everywhere!
GW: Leonardo -- you know what to do.
Leonardo: Kill Krang so we can jam your brains in his android body?!
GW: Please, there isn't much time. Oh -- and tell Michelangelo to bring some pizza and weed.

Keep going for a video of the build.

Thanks to GSP, who is like GPS, but already lost.

There are Comments.
  • zin

    Sword-chucks are superior.

  • the spork of weaponry

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Except that the spork seems more useful than a spoon while this weapon seems less practical than any of the parts in combat.

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