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How Not To Jump Off The High Dive Platform

July 29, 2014 in *holds up 0 judging score card*, doing it wrong, falling off of things, getting scared, good one, just do it, like the world's worst ballet, ouch, pain, smooth moves, that is not how you impress the hunky lifeguards by the way, way to go, well it's too late now, woopsie, you're lucky

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WARNING: Check your volume, there's a pretty loud and awful 'OH MY GOD'.

This is a short video of a woman demonstrating how not to jump off a high dive platform. In this case: pausing at the end, grabbing onto the safety rail, falling and slapping her knees and shins on the platform below, then dropping into the water like a ragdoll. Thankfully, she escaped the ordeal with nothing but an injured finger. And probably a bruised ego. I've got the feeling somebody is never jumping off the high-dive again. Me? I love the high-dive. Have I ever told you about the time in middle school I dove off during swim practice and my swim trunks came off but I didn't notice until I got out and everyone was screaming, "OH MY GOD, THERE'S A GIANT WATER SNAKE BITING HIS CROTCH!" It wasn't a water snake though, it was my penis. Two girls asked me to prom when I was only in sixth grade.

Keep going for the video, plus a bonus slow-mo version.

Thanks to pitstain, who manages to show up on all my favorite white t-shirts without fail.

There are Comments.
  • roehlstation

    And did no one notice the reason she did this was because the guy behind her ran past her and scared her when it was her turn?

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    good form

  • zin

    Platform Dismount
    Double flip multiplier
    Total score 12000

  • ZerglingPack

    Why would you do that... step 1. Walk up to the edge. 2. Do you piss yourself? If you said yes climb back down. If you did not piss yourself go ahead and jump.

  • Kevin

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Colin

    How not to remove your pool cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • 8.5 points due to lack of gracefulness

  • Andyman7714

    9.5 points for difficulty! Team China will steal this dive.

  • CPDX

    The Triple Lindy!!!!!

  • Richard Philip Schneider III

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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