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Getting High Down Low: Cannabis Spray For Vaginas

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Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanced warmth, increased blood flow, tingling, and relaxation. Also the potential to orgasm easier, have multiple orgasms, or climaxing longer and/or more intense." Sounds promising. Unfortunately I don't have a vagina to try it out on, sooooo..."We've told you a million times, GW -- your butt is not a vagina." No, but it's all I've got. I'll report back with my findings. "Please don't." DAMMIT, I'M DOING SCIENCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN. Ooooh, a little tingly so far. Somebody bring me a Sharpie, STAT.

Thanks to PYY, who informed me the best spray for vaginas is not WD-40 despite what I swear I read in Popular Mechanics when I was a kid.

There are Comments.
  • ZomBBombeR

    Basically this takes sex to the next level for both/all included peoples regardless of whom the original applicant is, or what kind of sex your going for, either regular oral or anal. Definitely intriguing.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Well simply put if it works for vaginas, it will also work on the head of a penis, your nostrils, inner eyelids, lips/tongue, anus or any other mucus membrane on the body I may have left out.

  • Jamie

    Where do I find this stuff??

  • Andyman7714

    Seems like smoking a doob would be easier. Just sayiing.

  • Johnny Bigrig

    This sounds like potential to be the next "Body Solutions" where they told you to take a teaspoon before bed, and not to eat 4 hours before bed, and you'd lose weight.. and voila.. the key ingredient to losing weight was simply not eating before bed... They tell you to spray down your clam for 30 mins, and then self-massage or engage in foreplay.. couple that with the already prevalent mental component of an orgasm, and that's probably what's leading to "increased orgasms."

  • Guest

    the magical wounder drug that does it all. snakeoil for the modern age!
    it cures cancer, it makes good sexing, it even produces julian fries somehow,
    the astounding confounding marajuana. spray it in your vagina because why not

  • Brookie

    WANT. Gimme now. Move over men, this is about to become a clam bake. 8)

  • who says that men cannot enjoy your vagina-THC?

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  • whats her skypeadress? i have visa!

  • zin

    ...WELL?! Your findings please? Cuz I'm not leaving any product exclusive to women.
    Considering this is oil, can it double up as lube?
    Can we buttchug this & get stoned off the Earth?

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