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Getting High Down Low: Cannabis Spray For Vaginas

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Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanced warmth, increased blood flow, tingling, and relaxation. Also the potential to orgasm easier, have multiple orgasms, or climaxing longer and/or more intense." Sounds promising. Unfortunately I don't have a vagina to try it out on, sooooo..."We've told you a million times, GW -- your butt is not a vagina." No, but it's all I've got. I'll report back with my findings. "Please don't." DAMMIT, I'M DOING SCIENCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN. Ooooh, a little tingly so far. Somebody bring me a Sharpie, STAT.

Thanks to PYY, who informed me the best spray for vaginas is not WD-40 despite what I swear I read in Popular Mechanics when I was a kid.

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  • Is this for real? Wowza! http://bit.ly/benefits-of-mari...

  • Moore Murilo

    My Story . . . .
    As a natural born skeptic, I spent countless time and energy researching all the available treatment options aside from what my oncologist recommended. I was DETERMINED to cure my cancer, and knew there was something out there after witnessing a number of people who not only survived, but thrived and went on to live fulfilling lives cancer-free. In addition to reading about Rick Simpson Oil, and watching the Run From the Cure video, I also spoke with people who had actually used the oil, and it was shocking to hear one after another how effective this medicine really was. I just couldn't believe there was a cure out there and how wrong it was that this information is not being shared with the public!

    Treatment Regimine:
    I have a pretty big tolerance for marijuana, so I started off with a full grain of rice sized amount of oil instead of a half grain. I gradually increased the dosage every night until I reached a full gram each night. The standard protocol for Rick Simpson Oil is ingesting a total of 60 grams over the course of 2-3 months, but I had 70 grams in total for safe measure. I used the excess as a topical skin care treatment, attacking the visible brown spots on my face and neck.

    3 months later, my cancer was in full remission. Within 4 months, I am cancer-free and officially received a clean bill of health from my doctors. What they don't know is that the majority of my treatment was using the Rick Simpson Oil. I did use some of the medication they prescribed, but it was in combination with the oil.

    I am elated I want to continue sharing with people who are experiencing what I went through that there is absolutely hope and a cure out there. They just need to be proactive and aggressive with treatment, not wait until it is too late. Get your medication at Phoenix Tears via Email: phoenixtearsoil8@gmail.com

    In addition to being an effective cancer fighter, there are some nice side effects that come from using the Rick Simpson oil, for instance, I no longer need to take any pain killers. Just one or two drops of the oil will ease the pain and help you sleep like a baby. Best of all, its natural . . . Thanks to all the staff at Amsterdam's Garden who guided me throughout this journey. You guys are awesome!

    Marian.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Basically this takes sex to the next level for both/all included peoples regardless of whom the original applicant is, or what kind of sex your going for, either regular oral or anal. Definitely intriguing.

  • ZomBBombeR

    Well simply put if it works for vaginas, it will also work on the head of a penis, your nostrils, inner eyelids, lips/tongue, anus or any other mucus membrane on the body I may have left out.

  • Jamie

    Where do I find this stuff??

  • Andyman7714

    Seems like smoking a doob would be easier. Just sayiing.

  • Johnny Bigrig

    This sounds like potential to be the next "Body Solutions" where they told you to take a teaspoon before bed, and not to eat 4 hours before bed, and you'd lose weight.. and voila.. the key ingredient to losing weight was simply not eating before bed... They tell you to spray down your clam for 30 mins, and then self-massage or engage in foreplay.. couple that with the already prevalent mental component of an orgasm, and that's probably what's leading to "increased orgasms."

  • Guest

    the magical wounder drug that does it all. snakeoil for the modern age!
    it cures cancer, it makes good sexing, it even produces julian fries somehow,
    the astounding confounding marajuana. spray it in your vagina because why not

  • Brookie

    WANT. Gimme now. Move over men, this is about to become a clam bake. 8)

  • who says that men cannot enjoy your vagina-THC?

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  • whats her skypeadress? i have visa!

  • zin

    ...WELL?! Your findings please? Cuz I'm not leaving any product exclusive to women.
    Considering this is oil, can it double up as lube?
    Can we buttchug this & get stoned off the Earth?

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