Expensive Peaches That Come Wearing Fancy Panties
Peaches: they look like butts (but taste way better). And what better way to reinforce that imagery than putting fancy little panties on them? Originally created by a fruit vendor in Nanjing, China, a box of nine pantied peaches sell for around $80. That's almost $10 apiece. Am I paying for the peaches or the panties? Also, what am I supposed to do with a bunch of miniature panties after I've eaten the peaces? "Do you have any small pets?" Stop. Just walk to the police station and turn yourself in.
Keep going for a couple more shots of the sexy fruit.
Thanks to dr venkman, who has been selling apples wearing tighty whities for years now with very little growth in business. Damn, I would have thought that was a million dollar idea.