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Damn, Ninja: Successful Quadruple Target Jump Kick

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This is a video of a Korean taekwondo martial artist successfully kicking four separate stacked targets in the air before landing on his feet. Granted it's not the most solid landing I've ever seen, but it's still better than you or I could do. I imagine I would miss all the targets, kick at least two people in the face, and scratch them with my uncut toenails. Eventually, they will develop infections and die. "Whoa, the delayed kill -- very ninja of you, GW!" Huh? Oh, I mean of course, that's exactly what I was going for. I can also kill with a stare -- watch. "Okay that was definitely a crossbow." That was just to weaken him, my stare is what actually finished him off, promise.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Davey, who claims he could hit six targets in the air provided he learned how to levitate.

There are Comments.
  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    There should'a been a slow-mo after the regular video.

  • GreyMatter

    He still can't drive for shit though!

  • Soylent Green Is People

    SWEEP THE LEG!

  • Post_Nazi

    Impressive, but it looks like that fifth guy would beat him to a pulp considering he was falling to the floor when he finished.

  • This guy accomplished more than I did today.

  • Herpaderpa

    Kim Kaphwan

  • Spencer Charczuk

    tatsumaki senpuu kyaku

  • Waffle Science

    I'd like some poundcake!

  • unknown

    attack the fruity kid?

  • Waffle Science
  • MikeVeesnuts

    I can do that shit. Holla.

  • no way

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