Coming Soon To A Fair Near You: Deep Fried Tarantulas
This is a deep fried tarantula served up by the The Bug Chef (aka David George Gordon), a man who travels around cooking bugs and speaking about the benefits of eating insects. Now, not to sound too progressive or anything, but I've actually eaten spiders before. IN MY SLEEP. They were all unintentional. Plus one time I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something weird in my boxers. You know what it was? "A spider?!" No, it was a bird feather, but I THOUGHT it was a spider. I was seriously *this close* to smacking my pecker with a shoe.
Thanks to The Brett, who tried to tell me the deep-fried Oreos at the county fair are really the store brand versions. I feel robbed!