Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial Hedonistica

Boldly Going Back To Sleep: The Star Trek Captain's Chair Dog Bed


What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?!

This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got drunk and crashed over at a friend's house. I got worms. Just kidding, only fleas. Still, who the hell is going to trust a dog to command their spaceship? That is a lot of responsibility for an animal whose breath smells suspiciously like its own ass. Because one time I let my dog try to drive my car and she was f***ing awful at it. "You know why?" You better not say because she's a woman. "Because she...doesn't have a license." Close one.

Keep going for a shot of the bed with less dog in it, plus a video.


Thanks to carey, who is holding out for a Death Star cat tree.

There are Comments.
  • traci

    okay but why is there a death star in the video? like is there some kind of crazy interdimensional crossover special i missed a la the jetsons meet the flintstones?

  • Circuitica

    Wish I had a dog. That's awesome.

  • boldly go where no man has gone before-the water hydrant.

  • Dio44

    Is "Boldy" the dogs name? I'm trying to make the joke/typo work here...

  • Christina Jeremy

    my friend's mother Μ­­­­­­а­­­­­­κ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­ѕ $­­­­­81/հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­r on the і­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r­­­­­­ո­­­­­­℮­­­­­­τ. She has been out of a ј­­­­­օ­­­­­ƅ for eight Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ­­­­­­ѕ but last Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ her р­­­­­­а­­­­­­Уcheck was $­­­­­17037 just W­­­­­­օ­­­­­­r­­­­­­κing on the і­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r­­­­­­ո­­­­­­℮­­­­­­τ for a Ϝ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­W հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­rs. Read more on this ѕ­­­­­­і­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮,... http://Googleprojectjob2014rateMJEscJDqY...

    ☰☰☰ ☰�☰☰ ☰☰☰ ☰☰�☰ ☰☰☰

  • jhc

    Fucking awesome, that means she can buy over 200 of these!!!

  • Geekologie

    i am a stupid idot

blog comments powered by Disqus