Meet 'Mighty' Kacy Catanzaro. A former cheerleader and the first female to qualify for the final round (Mount Midoriyama) of American Ninja Warrior. This is a video of her semifinal performance. She makes it all seem so effortless. Because, I'm going to be honest, there's no way I could complete any of those obstacles even riding on Batman's shoulders.
Keep going for a video of Kacy's solid performance. Then swear you're going to start going to the gym and maybe even get as far as signing up, but never going.
Thanks to christina and JA, who aren't fully convinced she's not some sort of cyborg from the future.