Assimilating Soda: The Star Trek Borg Cube Mini Fridge
This is the Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge available from ThinkGeek ($150). It can hold nine cans of soda plus a little extra and glows green inside and out. Nine cans of soda isn't that many, but the thing is only a foot square so it doesn't take up a lot of room either. You know how many sodas I drink a day? Six. "That's too many. Six 2-liters. "How are you not dead?" Maybe I am. Maybe I'm a GHOSTWRITER. I'm kidding, I'm not, but I did try ghost riding my whip one time and ran over both my legs. I'm gangsta. "No, you're handicapped." In more ways than one.
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