This is a video of some guy putting pants on without using his hands in some sort of erotic interpretive dance set to Europe's The Final Countdown. Impressive, but those are stretch pants. Call me when you can do the same thing with jeans. *phone ringing* Hello? Why are you telling me this? Yeah, well I must have been drunk. Don't ever call this number again.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to SamTheSlammer, who is either a prison or a pog. And to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he doesn't wear pants at all, just a supervillain unitard.