Well, That Was Something: Video All The Words Spoken In Star Wars Sorted Alphabetically
This is a video of all the words spoken in Star Wars sorted alphabetically, complete with all the scenes in which they were spoken and a counter of how many times. As you can see, lightsaber was only said once. Sadly, photon-penis-torpedo was never spoken, although it certainly should have been.
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Thanks to Lukas, who, prior to watching this video, was convinced ain't nobody got time for that.