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There Can Be Only One: Two Bouncing Lowriders Fight It Out In The Ring (Yes, Seriously)

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This is a video from the 2013 Texas Heat Wave custom car show of two lowriders doing battle. They're not REAL cars though -- they're just shells of cars that have had their engines and other heavy parts removed so they can achieve MAXIMUM BOUNCE. Just check out the red, white and blue car at 0:56. Eventually, the two cars dry-hump each other to pieces, leaving a trail of broken parts and hydraulic fluid to tell the tale of the battle. Who won? I'm not sure. I think it was us though.

Keep going for the whole video but feel free to skip around because watching all six minutes will make you rush out to get hydraulics installed on your car this weekend.

Thanks to Chez, whose car doesn't have hydraulics but does have a 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS, STOP TAILGATING' bumper sticker.

There are Comments.
  • Korben Dallas

    Deleted scene from Idiocracy.

  • Barak

    I'll Just leave this here:

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  • GeneralDisorder

    So this commentator sure was helpful in explaining what's going on here. I gathered from his expert commentary "make some noise" and also "make some noise". Thanks guy. You're dedication is surpassed only by your creativity.

    On a related note, that pneumatic car sure can jump high.

    On another note, This is like demo derby for people who can't build or swap engines. Only stupid.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I want a video with David Attenborough explaining what is going on.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That would be amazing, and he'd be able to answer the question that's worrying me. Are they sparring, or are they courting...?

  • asdfasdfasdf

    both. like seaslugs.

  • zin

    Needs Mario theme & sound effects.

  • Joe Ferschke

    One thing I really enjoy is spending thousands of dollars to make a car look really stupid, and then smashing into other really stupid looking cars. Also I will only build my stupid cars on the GM A frame. Kabooya!

  • ODwanKenObi

    I guess you're a big fan of Monster truck rallies then.

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  • Mike Freeman

    So, this is a thing? Hmm...

  • disqus_DlOk9mkKo1

    (useful post here)

  • Geekologie

    WHATEVER, MISTER KNOW-IT-ALL. THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION

  • Xandraelle

    HEY YOU SHUT UP. HE IS RIGHT YOU KNOW!

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    I KNOW I KNOW

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