The Sixteen Most Expensive Substances In The World
This is a list of the sixteen most expensive substances in the world (above, LSD). Is it accurate? No clue, do I look like a fact-checker to you? I still believe in f***ing chemtrails. I'm joking, and I judge anybody who does.
# 16 - Saffron - $11/gram
# 15 - Gold - $56/gram
# 14 - Rhodium - $58/gram
# 13 - Platinum - $60/gram
#12 - Methamphetamine - $100/gram
#11 - Rhino Horn - $110/gram
#10 - Heroin - $130/gram
#09 - Cocaine - $215/gram
#08 - LSD *Lysergic Acid Diethylamide* - $3,000/gram
#07 - Plutonium - $4,000/gram
#06 - Painite - $9,000/gram
#05 - Taaffeite Stone - ~ $20,000/gram
#04 - Tritium - $30,000/gram
#03 - Diamonds - $55,000/gram
#02 - Californium 252 - $27 million/gram
#01 - Antimatter - $6,25 trillion/gram
Damn, it looks like you and I need to start manufacturing some Californium 252. You think it's anything like cooking meth? Because I've cooked meth before. Fine, I've never cooked meth, but I have watched Breaking Bad all the way through twice. Plus one time I cooked weed brownies in my sister's Easy Bake Oven. "How did that work out?" With a house fire.
Thanks to Dominic, who told me he once tried to sell his sperm to a sperm back for $20,000. They were not interested.