My money's on the space ranger.
This is a short gun safety PSA featuring two kids doing battle with dildos. It encourages gun owners to always lock up their guns because, "If they find it, they'll play with it." Apparently even if it's in a bedside drawer and all lubey. Now I'm kind of jealous I never got to have a dildo fight as a kid. OR DID I? I don't remember finding any veiny rubber daggers at a friend's house, but knowing my best friend Brian's mom, we probably did.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Lucas M, who once defeated every other kid in the neighborhood with a two foot purple dildo.