Spare A Dollar?: Infographic Of The Richest Superheroes

June 4, 2014


This is an infographic of the world's richest superheroes. Is it accurate? No clue. Feel free to argue about in the comments, but please, do it respectfully and don't resort to name calling. Because when it comes to calling names, nobody is better than I am and I will burn you so hard even your second and third cousins will catch fire. Did you know that whenever I move to a new place I have to go to city hall and register my mouth as a deadly weapon? That is factual. "Lies." I am 28-year old Mexican woman currently backpacking through Central America with my BFF, Gabriela. "You really expect us to believe that?" Que? "I said, do you really exp--" Yo no comprendo.

Thanks to Icehog, who, while undeniably tasty, is still no hotdog.

  • Darren Snakeman

    I'd say it's accurate, since Vibranium sure is something everyone needs in the Marvel universe. And I doubt Magneto can get it. Black Panther is prepared for him.

  • The Richie-rich-richest will be the one who invests in Bitcoins first.
    (Probs GW..?)

  • Gorbix

    Where the hell is AuqaMan? He is the richest person DC or Marvel, he owns the majority of the planet.

  • Guest

    black panther is the bad guy from blood diamond?

  • I notice that GW has no-followed the link to the payday loans company. There are very few no-followed links on this site usually. Good thinking GW!

  • sizzlepants

    Wait... so Magneto owns Prince Edward Island?

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    Hold it, Professor X "can use his abilities to make money on stocks and shares"?
    By doing what, reading trade secrets from CEO's minds? Manipulating the market by mind controlling stock traders? That seems kind of convoluted.

    Why not have it say, "can use his abilities to make every other person on this list, except magneto, give him their money"

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  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    So, why Magneto don't get himself some vibranium?

  • Syphon

    When you have an ability like that you don't need to worry about stockpiling money for the future, he could probably focus and pull gold etc. from the ground

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Vibranium is good because it is indestructible and allows a human to block a hit from Thor's hammer without being pulverized by the energy transference.

  • Darren Snakeman

    Adamantium though is stronger.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Let's say that you have an indestructible shield. If you are hit by a hypersonic train, even if your shield is indestructible you will still be human puree behind the shield.

  • asdfasdfasd

    please stfu

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    How about no?

  • Isn't it curious how the "businessmen" superheroes have gained traction within the past few years? As I kid I recall the businessmen were always the villains (driven by greed). It's funny how there are actual characters now who use their money for good. (Still to be fair, the businessman-side of the superheroes are always spun in a bad way. e.g. they're reckless playboys.)

    I suppose an ethical stock trader character would get flamed rather quickly by the Occupy Wall Street hippies.

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