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Sleeping In Comfort Food: Pepperoni Pizza Bed Set

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This is a conceptual bed set designed by artist Claire Manganiello. The comforter looks like cheese and pepperonis, the pillows like crust, and the sheets like tomato sauce. I dunno, I feel like you couldn't get in the bed without feeling greasy. Still, it would be fun to pretend I'm a GW stuffed pizza. "Are you kidding? The monsters in your closet will devour you." Damn, you're right. SAD FACT: If I don't lay out clean underwear and pajamas during the day then I have to sleep naked because I'm too afraid to open my closet after dark and have some monster rip my penis off. Even my dog whimpers at the closet some nights and in her mind she's a f***ing hellhound.

Thanks to me, for being man enough to admit the things I'm afraid of, including shitting in public restrooms.

There are Comments.
  • josh tippett

    Where the hell can I find those

  • Hemi
  • Meiple

    rest in pepperonis

  • Frédéric Purenne

    The world map should be replace with the top part of the pizza box' cardboard.

  • Riz

    Ughhh, this straight from the crispy krysty alley dream collection.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    I would need to add a bedside lamp that looks like a giant Lactaid pill, for my lactose intolerance of the cheese. :)

  • I'd be so goddamn fat if I had this. Thinking about pizza every time I get into bed is not a great health plan.

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  • Jeanne William

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  • Jeanne William

    my best friend's aunt Μ­­­­­­а­­­­­­κ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­ѕ $­­­­­72 հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­rly ­ο­n the і­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r­­­­­­ո­­­­­­℮­­­­­­τ. She has been with­ο­ut W­­­­­­օ­­­­­­r­­­­­­κ f­ο­r 5 Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ­­­­­­ѕ but last Μ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­հ her р­­­­­­а­­­У was $­­­­­13426 just W­­­­­­օ­­­­­­r­­­­­­κing ­ο­n the і­­­­­­ո­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­r­­­­­­ո­­­­­­℮­­­­­­τ f­ο­r a Ϝ­­­­­­℮­­­­­­W հ­­­­­­օ­­­­­­υ­­­­­­rs. p­ο­p ­ο­ver t­ο­ this ѕ­­­­­­і­­­­­­τ­­­­­­℮,

  • Robots replying to robots now? Are they having conversations? Are they sentient? GW, you of all people I feel should be worried about this...

  • nightvisiongoggles

    How can we know you're not a robot and they are actually real people just copy-pasting spam?

    ... What if I'm also a robot and I just don't know it yet?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Don't let him fool you! He joined them long ago.

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