These are the fully poseable Optimus Prime action figures that transform into writing pens. They run between $35-$40 depending on the colorway. For reference, you could get like 200-300 Bic pens for that. Granted those aren't going to do any transforming, but you could modify them into spit-ball shooters. You ever shoot spitballs in middle school when the teacher's back was turned? Those were the days. It's pretty much all been downhill for me since then and OH SHIT, HERE COMES A CLIFF. "Aren't you going to try to stop?!" Nope -- I'm gonna try to fly.
Keep going for shots of the other colorways.
Thanks to BIG JOHN, who agrees the Transformers should do anti texting while driving PSAs.