This is a video of the bipedal Raptor robot, a two legged predator capable of speeds up to 46km/h (~28.6MPH). For reference, Hussain Bolt tops out at 27.44MPH (~44km/h). That means this little f***er could easily catch up to my out of shape ass and attempt murder. Only ATTEMPT though, because I ain't going out like that. No, I visited the fortune teller and she said I'm going out in an extreme sport accident. The crazy thing is she said I'm not actually going to be the one PARTICIPATING in the extreme sport, leading me to believe I'm going to be struck by a man in a wingsuit while watering the plants on my balcony.
Keep going for a video of the OH YEAH? Let's see how fast you can run without the tether.
Thanks to Joseph Jingleheimer, Nicholas, tuqueque and The Carlos, who agree if you have to be attached to a stick in order to stand, you're not outrunning anything.