These are the Millennium Falcon rings available from PaulMichaelDesign (of Nintendo controller, Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). They're the perfect rings for when you get to that point in a relationship when you're comfortable saying, "Honey, I trust you enough not to punch me with the sharp end." Prices start at $995 for a basic gold version with synthetic gems, and go all the way up to $3,590 for a platinum and diamond version. I want one for every finger. And toe. Are toe rings still cool? I wore one my whole senior year of high school. "Me too." AHAHHAHAHA, I WAS F***ING JOKING! My God you were a wreck.
Thanks to Paul, who is at E3 right now playing video games because life is hard for some people.