This is a video of what happens inside a dishwasher when you turn it on. SPOILER: it uses water to wash dishes. It was weird watching the middle spray nozzle looking like a sad boner at the beginning though. Like, it was trying SO HARD to get up but just couldn't. Reminds me a lot of myself. Reminds me a lot of myself THINKING ABOUT YOU. You just don't do it for me, I'm sorry. "Then why's there a bulge in your pants?" My laptop's Jurassic Park wallpaper.
Keep going for the video you've been waiting for so you can sleep at night.
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who tried figuring out what was going on inside his dishwasher by opening it real quick mid-cycle and got scalded by hot water. Come on, even Rain Man could have told you that was gonna happen.