This is a video of a guy dressed up and make-upped to look like a member of the advanced orc breed Urak-Hai from Lord of the Rings. Then he goes grocery shopping. He gets a bunch of funny looks. Although not nearly as many as I got when I went shopping this afternoon, which I don't understand. "You have a penis drawn on your forehead." DO I?! "Your roommate must have gotten you when you passed out. It's very lifelike." You're damn right it is, I drew it there myself in the mirror this morning. What, all of a sudden people acting like they've never seen a penis before? This is 2016. "2014." This is 2014!
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Thanks to Arrogant Tiger, who's so arrogant he challenged this Urak-Hai to a duel. Heck yeah, my money's on you, Tiger!