Lord Of The Rings Uruk-Hai Orc Goes Grocery Shopping

June 12, 2014


This is a video of a guy dressed up and make-upped to look like a member of the advanced orc breed Urak-Hai from Lord of the Rings. Then he goes grocery shopping. He gets a bunch of funny looks. Although not nearly as many as I got when I went shopping this afternoon, which I don't understand. "You have a penis drawn on your forehead." DO I?! "Your roommate must have gotten you when you passed out. It's very lifelike." You're damn right it is, I drew it there myself in the mirror this morning. What, all of a sudden people acting like they've never seen a penis before? This is 2016. "2014." This is 2014!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Arrogant Tiger, who's so arrogant he challenged this Urak-Hai to a duel. Heck yeah, my money's on you, Tiger!

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  • This guy's really getting around... This is the second time today I've seen him!

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  • barpraat

    Check out the "making of" as well: https://www.facebook.com/ol...

  • Fizz

    This movie is made in the Netherlands.
    We see big people all the time and don't care what you look like. So it's not strage nobody realy cares.
    And Dutch people like there privacy so that why nobody reacts.
    Big guy his name is Olivier Richters.

  • barpraat

    No, this guy is huge, even by Dutch standards. He's 2.18m tall.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    I know what it's like to be different, I draw a little bit of attention when I'm in stores. I don't bang on things or wear costumes, (& not 7'2), but people's eyes follow me. Some make comments. Some people acknowledge they're staring by saying something, usually, "Wow, you're big!" while their eyes are glancing around my chest and/or arms, and I feel kind-of awkward about that and I don't know how to respond, so I usually just nod my head or mutter, "Um, yeah, I guess." Sometimes little kids ask if they can feel my bicep, so I bend down and let them.

  • zin

    That's frickin' cute! The peoples' reactions that is. "Act like it doesn't exist." I'd like to see that tactic working when real orcs invade.

    The orc? He's cute too. Huge. Huggable. Great to have at parties.

  • ODwanKenObi

    That is one big Mutha..

  • Store hax...top shelf achieved.

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