This is the LEGO Firewalk constructed at the Bull Moose music store in South Portland, Maine. Not to brag, but I could go the distance easily. You see, ever since I was a child I've run around barefoot to develop super-calloused 'Ninja Turtle' feet. Now I can walk on anything without even feeling it. Plus I get worms a lot. Oh who am I kidding, I get a pedicure with a foot scrub twice a month and this would f***ing kill me.
Thanks to YellowRedGreen, who, wait -- are you a flag?