Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* They make the perfect dessert for warriors like me. You see, more often than not after I'm done doing battle my enemies skull's are so pulverized not even all the king's horses and all the king's men could do anything for them. They're definitely not gonna make any decent cereal bowls. Have I ever told you how much I love doing battle? I love doing battle. Fun Fact: If I had been written into Game of Thrones it would all be over already.
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Thanks to laserfuzz, who's like sockfuzz, but way more likely to cause blindness.