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Life-Size Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

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Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* They make the perfect dessert for warriors like me. You see, more often than not after I'm done doing battle my enemies skull's are so pulverized not even all the king's horses and all the king's men could do anything for them. They're definitely not gonna make any decent cereal bowls. Have I ever told you how much I love doing battle? I love doing battle. Fun Fact: If I had been written into Game of Thrones it would all be over already.

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Thanks to laserfuzz, who's like sockfuzz, but way more likely to cause blindness.

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  • Also, you can strategically eat the top off, pour in some wine & say "Karl Tanner, from Gin Alley, drinking wine from the skull of Jeor Fucking Mormont!" & take a big messy slurp.

  • Guest

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  • Guest

    Also, you can turn it upside down, pour in some wine & say "Karl Tanner, from Gin Alley, drinking wine from the skull of Jeor Fucking Mormont!"

  • Guest

    the hell are you talking about?

  • zin

    GW for Game of Thrones! GW! GW!

    How does this not melt in transit? When are we getting Xenomorph skulls?

  • Andrew Newton

    I will only buy this if I can get a cast made of my enemies skulls....

  • MustacheHam

    Revenge will be sweet. :D

  • Steve Taylor

    Are you the Predator?

  • Andrew Newton

    Yes - this is how I post on Geekologie

    http://www.technovelgy.com/gra...

  • stuffsticks

    I see no self destruct button.. your device is fail

  • Andrew Newton

    CTL ALT DELETE dude...

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I guess you will have to send you enemie's skulls to them so they can create a chocolate replica

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