This is the octopus hairpiece made by DeviantARTist deeed (aka Kirstie Williams). It's a bunch of fake hair that looks like an octopus. Or -- OR -- is it an octopus that looks like a bunch of fake hair? After all, those guys are notoriously good at disguising themselves. "Pretty sure it's hair." But you don't know that for certain. "Yes, I do." You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet -- there are a lot of Decepticons out there you know. "What the hell are you even talking about?" God, if I only knew I'd feel a whole lot better about all this.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he was rooting for Ursula the whole time in The Little Mermaid. You're sick.