Is That...A Cephalopod On Your Head?: Octopus Hairpiece

June 6, 2014


This is the octopus hairpiece made by DeviantARTist deeed (aka Kirstie Williams). It's a bunch of fake hair that looks like an octopus. Or -- OR -- is it an octopus that looks like a bunch of fake hair? After all, those guys are notoriously good at disguising themselves. "Pretty sure it's hair." But you don't know that for certain. "Yes, I do." You shouldn't believe everything you see on the internet -- there are a lot of Decepticons out there you know. "What the hell are you even talking about?" God, if I only knew I'd feel a whole lot better about all this.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he was rooting for Ursula the whole time in The Little Mermaid. You're sick.

  • zin

    Cephalopod... Tentacles... Mind-control... Animated hair... All good, I'm so glad that my fetishes are getting such widespread acceptance.

  • Chaz Gomez

    Oh... Hairpiece... Yeezus, I thought it said Herpes... Cuz really, who would purposely want to get cephalopod or octopus herpes... That's just nasty...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • blergenstein

    Why does it have watch gears randomly glued to it?

  • Adam

    Because Steampunk?

    I actually didn't even notice those but now I can't unsee them... They're strange and pretty silly.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Man that really makes it naff. The overall idea is pretty well done though.

  • It's Otto and Victoria!

  • Follower of The Turtle

    This heathen mocks our Cosmic Zombie Turtle Lord by not making a symbol of Our Lord in thine hair. Instead this lowly peasant makes a false idol. She shall not go to Shell with Our Cosmic Zombie Turtle Lord.
    All hail Cosmic Zombie Turtle.

  • Closet Nerd

    I would put my dick in that hair

    ....just sayin

  • Richelle Howes

    This it too cool!

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