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'Incognito' Teddy Bear Sex Toy With Vibrator Muzzle

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D.A.R.E. Bear, what have you become?!

Meet Teddy Love. Teddy is a teddy bear with a 10-speed vibrator in his muzzle. You adjust the speed by pinching his ears. Plus he's entirely soap and water washable for when his fur inevitably forms dreadlocks.

Teddy Love is a unique, discreet, sexual toy that provides pleasure through dual, vibrating mechanisms.


Direct clitoral and vaginal stimulation are achieved through the variable 10-speed device located in the Teddy Love's vibrating nose and tongue.

Currently, Teddy Love is an IndieGoGo campaign, with a dismal $373 of their $50,000 goal raised so far. I dunno, maybe they overestimated the teddy bear vibrator market. I just feel like fur might not be the best choice for a sex toy (those butt plugs for furries that make you look like different animals excluded). This thing...this thing is going to get all moist and matted like your dog's favorite chew toy.

Keep going for a video with the inventor. It...was really something. Plus there's a BONUS demo video.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees the best sex toys are the ones that are so extreme they don't even look like sex toys. Oh wow, I thought that was some sort of role-playing weapon.

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  • wallee

    Sunshine bear... NO!!!!

  • mimeattack

    Raspberry Jam, is that you?

  • Guest

    yep, she looks like the sort of women who gets herself going with inanimate bestiality and children's toys...

  • DeathBotGamma

    "It's so incognito people will wonder where that strong scent of Vagina is coming from. But it will just be you and Teddy's secret. "

  • zin

    Its snout don't look cool yo, & its eyes're all "I CAN SEE FOREVER".
    Teddy Love: YOUR VAG IS FUGLY *TRAUMA*

    I still prefer huge teddies wearing strap-ons.

  • Cimber

    That's what was on my mind when I named my new EP "Incognito". Gotta' reach out to the right audiences you know..

  • esdesesesrdt

    "But mommy! Why can't I play with your teddy?"

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Because you already got your Harry Potter vibrating broom!

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    Remember how controversial candy cigarettes were?

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  • Royalblueduck

    I can imagine one in the back of a police unit

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