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I'm Riding A Bug!: Giant Cockroach Pool Float

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This is the $30 giant cockroach pool float. It's a raft that looks like a giant cockroach. Speaking of, I saw a giant cockroach in the hallway yesterday and tried to kill it by by stepping on it. "Tried?" TRIED -- it didn't die. This wasn't on carpet either, this was hard wood. 190 pounds didn't kill the f***er. Then it ran under a baseboard. I've got the feeling he's rallying all his friends and they're going to attack me in my sleep tonight. Which is why I pissed in my roommate's bed and told him he could sleep and piss in mine tonight. *tapping head* I'm a thinker.

Thanks to chichi, who agrees inflatable love dolls make the best adult swim pool floats.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    Now pool toys, then the carousel rides..of horror.
    I call dibs on the assassin bug!

  • Bill

    Slow news day? :)

  • zin

    Cartoon roaches are usually depicted as cute, but... I once caught one in a glass & decided to take a close look at it to understand it. BIG MISTAKE, those fugly demonspawn. Now I'm just plain disgusted at them.

    A quick google shows that there are people keeping roaches as pets, because of course there are.

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    Now search "live insect jewelry"

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    -Bejewelled Beatles... that's cool, the ancient Egyptians used to...
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    But wait, it doesn't state clearly whether or not the bejewelled insects are worn alive; are they?

    How about arachnids? (Googles jewelled spiders) NOW THAT'S CUTE

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yes, they are alive. Think about them as those pets with fancy clothes.

  • zin

    Jewelled dung beetle anal beads to roll 2 stones with 1 bug.

    Jewelled giant centipede cockring for the penultimate feetjob.

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