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A Whole Bag Of DoritNOs: Hands-Free Robotic Arm 'Snack To Mouth' Robot Goes Horribly Wrong

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This a short video of a 'hands-free snacking and gaming device' developed by the folks at Mattessons snack foods. It is a complete disaster. Obviously, it's just a viral ad for Mattessons products, but also, A VISION OF THE FUTURE. I don't need crystal balls to know where this is headed. One minute a robot is feeding me chips, the next I'm giving a blowjob to a Pringles can. No thank you.


Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Viscouse and Andrew, who agree IV bags are the real key to hands-free snacking and gaming. Heck yeah, hit me with another 50cc of Cheeto flavored morphine.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    It is doing it correctly...as if done by an enraged monkey butler. :D

  • Ethan C2H6 Martin

    EAT.THIS.FRIDGERAIDER!!!!!!!

  • Rob Green

    "Please open your mouth, you have 5 seconds to comply"

  • zin

    #1 feeding discouragement system. "STOP. EATING. SO. MUCH. JUNK. GET. SOME. EXERCISE. YOU. LARD. ASS."

    That being said, it would make for a great ninja-star thrower. Or ninja-feeder.

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  • Korben Dallas

    Historically accurate would have been a bust of Whitney Houston.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    10/10 would bang.

  • JCBeastie

    That's not a chip; it's a meat product.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    but can it do handjobs?

  • Closet Nerd

    I tend to do the same thing to my wife's face with my penis
    ....just sayin

  • asdfasdfasdf

    so its been your own alt all along. you forgot to switch ;P

  • Closet Nerd

    I have better things to do than to make up a 2nd account so i can fight with myself on geekologie, and get attention.
    I have a wife and 2 kids.... i get enough arguing at home

  • Closet Nerd

    No. I wrote that comment. The poser would say, "my fat wife" or some this like taht

  • Jeff Riechers

    Wasn't this from a commercial?

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  • Torse

    that bust looks like a cross between the Yaranaika Face and an overly eager porn starlette

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