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Good Lord: Peanut, The New World's Ugliest Dog

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Meet Peanut, the winner of the 2014 World's Ugliest Dog competition in Petaluma, California. Peanut is from North Carolina, where he was in a shelter for over six nine months after being abused and burned in a fire. God I hate people. I think if I ever get a terminal illness I'll become a vigilante animal abuser-abuser. Hell, I might even do it without the illness.

"He doesn't have lips anymore. His eyelids are also gone, and so he can't close his eyes so therefore his eyes water. The tears drain into his nose and so he has nice little snot bubbles because of it. So it's great, that adds to his character," Holly Chandler, Peanut's owner told CBS San Francisco.


"He's my baby. I guess I don't see him every day as being that ugly. But I guess the judges thought so," Chandler said.

Wait -- you don't think he's ugly? Then why'd you take him to the world's ugliest dog contest? That's like dropping off a skinny kid at fat camp. No, I think you know just how ugly he is. Still, great job giving Peanut a good home -- he deserves it. And so do all the other wonderful shelter pets out there. This message brought to you by the I Wish There'd Come A Day When That Sarah McLachlan SPCA Ad Wasn't Needed Foundation.

Keep going for a couple closeups of the little chupacabra.

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Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he entered his cat in the world's ugliest dog competition.

There are Comments.
  • This_Update_Sucks

    I'm from the same town as that dog!

  • AGirlNamedMichael

    "It adds to the character" I'm so glad you are amused by your horrifically tortured dog

  • Edward

    Eww

  • zin

    That ain't no dawg, tha's me aunty Regina!

  • Conrado Parra

    put it to sleep poor fucker must suffer...

  • asdfasdfasdf

    it seems like cheating to use burn victims in an ugly contest

  • MustacheHam

    Plus insult to injury. :(

  • Guest

    looks taxidermied

  • John Norris

    Looks like a Kardashian

  • failtuna

    Is it really fair to keep him alive? He has no eyelids and no lips, that can't be a good life for a dog. At least he has a loving owner, that's something I guess.

  • Guest

    as long as he can wag is tail probably happy right?

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