This is a short (and shaky) video of George R.R. Martin throwing out the first pitch at an Albuquerque Isotopes minor league baseball game. You don't actually get to see where the pitch lands, but I get the feeling George made the right decision pursuing writing instead of baseball. Also, I like how all ten people in the stands literally give zero shits about George's pitch. "Since when does the Kool-Aid Man wear a hat?" I imagine some jerk asking between bites of a boiled hotdog. I hope you get hit with a fly ball when your head is turned.
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Thanks to Lindby, who pointed out that, amazingly, nobody was killed.