Sometimes I Wish I Was A Lady: Little Dragon Hair Clips
These are the dragon hair clips made and painted by Etsy seller aishavoya. They cost $40 and and you can even request a custom colored one if you don't want of the Smaug or Game of Thrones dragons seen here. What colors would you choose? I think I would choose green with gold glitter wings. Could you imagine having a real pet dragon? That was a trick question, nobody can. That shit would make your head explode with pure f***ing awesome. You'd have better luck imagining what it would be like winning the lottery.
Keep going for several more shots plus BONUS griffin and dragon skull ones.
Thanks to Catherine, the woman behind the clips. She's a regular Mother of Dragons.