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Fleshlight Holding iPad Attachment Now A Real Product


Don't act like you've never thought about it.

Because who hasn't dreamed of humping a tablet, Fleshlight has just announced that the LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight-holding iPad case, is now a real $25 product (Fleshlight not included). Previously: the concept for the product I posted two years ago. You just clip the device to your iPad, insert a Fleshlight, insert your johnson, and go to town on whatever p0rn you're watching. Not into p0rn? Bone Angry Birds or Candy Crush. You're already humping an iPad, might as well go all the way.

Keep going for a weird commercial featuring a guy FaceTime-humping his long distance girlfriend. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW product site HERE.

Thanks to Fleshlight, for keeping me abreast avagina on the latest in male sex toys.

There are Comments.
  • dingusthemonique

    Typical Frat douche, OPEN IT! TRY IT ON! woman: Right now?... Frat Douche: *scrarfs.. YES! *Immediately inserts penis simulating an earthquake on the other line while she is looking away.

  • Dr Harry Dong

    What about Android? !

  • Male Sex Tools

    Facetime here I come!

  • David Shire

    What am I supposed to do with my automatic sperm collecting machine now?

  • josh thiroux

    Do they make one for a mini?

  • Alexis Perez

    A mini what? A mini tablet, or a mini fleshlight?

  • Erik11235813

    are you supposed to pull out right before you finish?

  • zin

    You totally bought one & took a picture of it browsing geekologie, didn't you GW.

  • onetone

    was that flesh light bowling at the end?!

    "So yeah,our marketing funds have been cut and were just gonna set up a bunch of flesh lights like bowling pins and throw an ipad at it....what do you think?" Strike!!!!

  • Cameron Feliciano

    GTA V did it first.

  • Guest

    ha, the comercial has him turning the screen away as she strips(way to make her feel sexy you twat) so he can plug in the anus attachment. and then I assume facetime gets really hard to use while he shakes it up and down at pelvic height as fast as he can...

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    lol dubstep omg why

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