Bumperboats!: Ultraskiff, Little Round One-Person Boats
This is the Ultraskiff Angler 360. It's a little round boat with a rotating seat, allowing for 360-degrees of uninterrupted fishing/fun. It comes with standard boat things like storage compartments, rod holders, and BUOYANCY. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "We play bumperboats?" WE PLAY BUMPERBO-- oh, how'd you know? "You mentioned it in the title." Damn. Well, what do you say -- we get two of these things and then try to ram each other and beat each other in the heads with two of those oversized cotton swabs like on American Gladiators? "I'm in." I thought you might be! Plus we'll play in a swamp full of hungry alligators! "I'm out." What, afraid of a little death? You are a sissy.
Keep going for a long video of all the fun to be had in one.
Thanks to me, for being man enough to admit I'd rather be fishing right now.