These are the alligator (or is it a crocodile?) and great white shark watermelon carvings created by watermelon carving pro Clive Cooper. They look real, don't they? "No." Well they look pretty real for being carved out of pumpkins. "Those are watermelons." F*** it all, I'm going back to bed.
Keep going for two shots of the great white shark, more work at Clive's website HERE.
Thanks to OT, who challenged me to a watermelon seed-spitting contest which I politely declined because I once won the spitting contest on Booty Island in the Monkey Island franchise and it wouldn't be a fair competition.