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AHAHAHAHAHHA: Transformer Trucker Hats With Masks

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These are the Transformer trucker hats with masks available from Stylin' Online ($22). You can choose between an Autobot hat with Optimus Prime mask or Decepticon hat with Megatron mask. If you're buying one to rob a bank though I suggest going with Optimus so security won't be tipped off so quickly. You walk into a bank with a Deception mask on and THE JIG IS UP. The only transforming and rolling out you're gonna be doing is on a stretcher.

Keep going for a shot of the Decepticon one, then buy them both for my birthday.

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There are Comments.
  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Yeah, I could put one of those on, go rob a bank, and no one will know what I look like. The tellers will tell the police, "It's gonna be hard to catch the guy, we couldn't see his face, he had a mask. Let's see... his other features, well, he was darkish, like Mexican or Indian or somethin', Oh, and he had to turn sideways to get through the door because he was built like a cross between He-Man and the Incredible Hulk, but too bad we didn't see his face because of that mask...... maybe you should check a circus freak show." haha

  • Closet Nerd

    I would put this on my wife when i fuck her, so I didn't have to look at her ugly face.
    ....just sayin

  • zin

    This should upset all the dicks that wear their hats backwards. For those that wear them sideways, I'm afraid they haven't enough brain left for emotion.

    Seriously though, we need fashionable hats, what with the ozone layer being a pussy & all. Preferably at affordable prices. Five-panel caps are nice, flat caps are cool, but none of these are designed in a way to provide adequate ventilation.

    GW, you wouldn't look good in anything but a top hat.

  • aaag

    I'm sorry, the round eyeholes killed it for me. AHAHAHAHAH

  • flyingmonkey456

    These are trucker hats. The only real option is Optimus.

  • oh great...can't wait to see these on the news robbing gas stations lol

  • wastedkitten

    It's okay, I'm sure they'll be able to narrow it down to the 6 people who actually would buy this atrocity.

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