You'll Never Drive In This Town Again!: Valet Crashes $400,000 Lamborghini Into Another Car

May 12, 2014


Note: Despite your sincerest wishes and prayers, I didn't die over the weekend, we've just had a server issue all day. God willing, we'll return to our regularly scheduled riffraff tomorrow.

This is a video from Youtuber niki motorsports of a Parisian valet trying to park a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador when he decides to rev the engine a little bit to show off the car that isn't his. Only problem: he's still in first gear and smacks an SUV, breaking the Lamborghini's nose. And people wonder why I don't trust valets. "I thought you said it was because one time got your car back and it smelled like a fart." IT DID. Then I snatched my $2 out of that little loose-ass's hand!

Keep going for the sad video.

Thanks to spamitswhatsfordinner, who agrees even the valet from Ferris Beuller's Day Off is better than this guy.

  • Forblat

    If you own a lamborghini you've probably got more than enough money to repair it.

    Hey, that gives me a business idea...

  • Rick Thomas

    ductape it quick before anyone notices

  • Dominic

    What a cheaply made car...

  • Christophe

    It's clearly not a Parisian valet, the crash take place in Monaco, far away from Paris (around 950km/590 miles)
    The mistake you made is because the valet works for the "Hotel de Paris", a famous palace near Monte-Carlo's Casino...

  • KonTham

    This news story is so facile and beneath me, if only everyone else would focus on higher matters!

  • Sean Lally

    Don't worry, I'm a professional...

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Heck, Give me some duct tape, I'll have that fixed in no time.

  • bobjr94

    I would hardly call that a crash, but I guess Valet Bumps $400,000 Lamborghini Into Another Car wouldnt get as many clicks.

  • Xankar

    Why the Africa comments? What happened in africa?

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    230 kidnapped teen girls forced to convert to Islam at the hands of terrorists and sold as "wives" to the highest bidder. But if you want info on that, go to a news site. I have never expected GW to post about those kind of things on here.

  • kmk888

    Jesus shift into second already

  • Frédéric Purenne

    The owner doesn't care, he has insurance. The hotel too... poor valet!

  • JJtoob

    Yep, at least the one time I saw that happen in a hotel, the owner wasn't the owner, turns out he was just borrowing the car from his casino-owner friend, but he also had a black card and laughed it off. Don't quote me on this, but I think the fix was something like $50K for a bumper shipped straight from Italy.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    The price tag of the car in its entirety is around 500k. Whoever fixed the car, if he charged 10% of the car's worth for a front bumper he kept a massive cut.

  • JJtoob

    It might have been less, but it was definitely a lot more than one would expect.

  • Will

    Maybe they won't notice :)

  • ZarkBit

    so..... someone bumped into another car..... oh wait! It's a 400K Lamborghini! Nope, still not surprised....
    Meanwhile in Africa?

  • TyDurd

    Hmmm, looks like you spend a lot of time on TorrentFreak and Demonoid. What do you do there? Make charitable contributions?

  • Superior_Joe

    With all that's Going on in Africa, how the fuck do you have time to visit GEEKOLOGIE? Look, another Africa tragedy occurred, and you failed to prevent it. Because you're here. Reading this. For shame.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    What website are you on? It's not BBC News, or CNN, it's Geekologie. He posts about dino sex bots for heaven's sake!

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