Note: Despite your sincerest wishes and prayers, I didn't die over the weekend, we've just had a server issue all day. God willing, we'll return to our regularly scheduled riffraff tomorrow.
This is a video from Youtuber niki motorsports of a Parisian valet trying to park a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador when he decides to rev the engine a little bit to show off the car that isn't his. Only problem: he's still in first gear and smacks an SUV, breaking the Lamborghini's nose. And people wonder why I don't trust valets. "I thought you said it was because one time got your car back and it smelled like a fart." IT DID. Then I snatched my $2 out of that little loose-ass's hand!
Keep going for the sad video.
Thanks to spamitswhatsfordinner, who agrees even the valet from Ferris Beuller's Day Off is better than this guy.