In news that makes me want to rent a bounce castle and pilot it to Oz, a bounce house with three kids inside became airborne on Monday due to heavy winds. Thankfully, the children fell out when the castle was only 15-feet high instead of the high as shit it is in the picture. *shaking fist at heaven* WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?
Parents told WNYT-TV one boy landed on a parked car and the other one landed on pavement. The third child, a girl, had minor scrapes and bruises.
The two boys were seriously injured but are expected to make full recoveries. Me? I have no hope for a full recovery. I'm just...too far gone. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help me at this point. Even electroshock therapy only gives me a boner now. One that'll electrocute me if it accidentally hangs into the toilet water.
Thanks to me, for occasionally reading the news. Also, this is my 14,001st Geekologie post. Soon I will be done practicing and actually write a decent article. "I doubt it." Ha, me even more than you.