WHEEEEEE!: Heavy Winds Cause Bounce Castle To Become Airborne With Kids Inside

May 15, 2014


In news that makes me want to rent a bounce castle and pilot it to Oz, a bounce house with three kids inside became airborne on Monday due to heavy winds. Thankfully, the children fell out when the castle was only 15-feet high instead of the high as shit it is in the picture. *shaking fist at heaven* WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?

Parents told WNYT-TV one boy landed on a parked car and the other one landed on pavement. The third child, a girl, had minor scrapes and bruises.

The two boys were seriously injured but are expected to make full recoveries. Me? I have no hope for a full recovery. I'm just...too far gone. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help me at this point. Even electroshock therapy only gives me a boner now. One that'll electrocute me if it accidentally hangs into the toilet water.

Thanks to me, for occasionally reading the news. Also, this is my 14,001st Geekologie post. Soon I will be done practicing and actually write a decent article. "I doubt it." Ha, me even more than you.

  • Mochi

    I laughed my ass off when I saw the headline. Does that make me a bad person?

  • tink

    The owners of the bounce house must have been idiots. I hope they had insurance, cuz I would have sued had it been my child. My parents owned a bounce house business and they always put stakes in the ground even if there was no wind. SMH

  • zin

    That cloud looks like male genitalia.

  • javroch

    Sounds like this was straight out of We Can Be Heroes. Were they saved by Phil Olivetti?

  • Dr. Perry Cox


  • Dinger Bell

    All three kids will be asking themselves "why didn't I just hold on" for the rest of their lives. Pussy's with no grip.

  • Tyguy

    In this day and age, why can't people record video instead of just one picture? Video, or it didn't happen! Also, did they not tie this thing down?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I contributed! Hooray!

  • Tyguy

    I meant a video of the event. Not a video of the picture. But, points for effort.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    That wasn't the video I though it was... I'm sure I saw film of it somewhere. Now to resist the temptation to edit my post to make me seem less stupid...

  • Anon the Mouse

    Damn, there goes the deposit. :/

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