This is Unhappily Ever After, a series of photos imagining Disney characters in real life by animator Jeff Hong. They are all depressing. Why? Because life is depressing. I'm kidding, life is beautiful. Haha, kidding again -- it really is depressing! That's why I take these pills every morning. "These are boner pills." Boners are all I have left.
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Thanks to lilco, who agrees real happy endings only happen in seedy massage parlors.