This is the drinking itinerary for the Ultimate Drink Connoisseur's Holiday, a drinking vacation that takes you to ten different locations around the world (including Monaco, Cognac and Dubai) to sample some of the rarest and most expensive drinks and cocktails. It costs £750,000 (~$1.3-million), but that's per COUPLE, so it's actually only half that for one person, you just aren't allowed to go by yourself. Besides, who the hell would want to travel around the world drinking alone? Trick question -- that's my f****ing dream world.
Thanks to LupusYonderboy, who didn't offer to take me but would if he had the money, I know it. Thanks homie.