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Street Performing Transformer Transforms & Rolls Out

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This is a video of street performer NOLATron showing off his humanoid Bubblebee form before transforming into a little electric-wheel powered Cadillac Escalade and rolling out. I've actually known about these costumes forever, and I swear I've even posted one of before, but I couldn't find it. You can walk up to Hollywood Boulevard and see one of these guys any day of the week. Plus a ton of other really shitty performers. I saw Spongebob walking home one day without his head on AND HE WAS SMOKING A REEFER. I asked if I could hit it and he said no, which really hurt because I've always dreamed of smoking with Spongebob. Wonder Woman did try to sell me meth though.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to WV (West Virginia?! Is that you calling your sweet GW back home?!) and Rick, who agree if you have to transform, rolling out is definitely preferable to walking.

There are Comments.
  • asdfasdfasdf

    I know you posted this before, I remember the video where the guy in car form kinda shifted his weight and skidded forward like a cat under a cardboard box

  • cardstock

    So fake. The real Bumblebee is way sassier.

  • ODwanKenObi

    But the shadows are all right tho?

  • Jared Gonzales

    I really do miss Daisy on here.

  • Guest

    the REAL daisy not this daisington imposter

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    Ann Arbor, Michigan. Represent!

  • Rick_McRockock

    Downtown Ann Arbor... right outside Vault of Midnight one of the greatest comic book stores ever... saw this guy on my way to get my weekly comic fix.

  • Stephen Al-Hakim

    Yes! The Vault is my jam! I've never been to a better comic book store.

  • westmclarenmerc

    Weekly comic fix... Somehow in my brain that translates to. A life-time virgin activity. Unless you're 12, ignore this if you're 12, there's still time to redeem yourself. But if you're 40 and need a weekly comic fix... well... that's just sad.
    Not that enjoying comics is bad, but a weekly fix, that is.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    don't the issues come out weekly though?

  • seriously? is this guy for real. sounds like you are hurting inside, if you're out here to randomly pick fights with people based on their hobbies.
    Please tell us about your great hobby so we may all better ourselves and be more like you..

  • asdfasdfasdf
  • Rick_McRockock

    That's amazing. You were able to assess my sad, virginal existence based on the fact that I read a comic once a week! It's like you're looking into my soul. So for sure keep making judgments about people using broad generalities and sweeping assumptions... It seems to be working out great for you. Well done. Ok. Gotta get back to masturbating to drawings of Catwoman.

  • Butter Biscuits McGee

    Yeah, someone doing something that they enjoy, something that's entirely harmless and neurologically stimulating, just once a week ... yeah, I guess that's what we call sad now-a-days. Fucking simple minded prick. You realize what website you're on right? Fuck outta here.

  • zin

    Only a matter of time before someone tempts kids into his "transformer" windowless van.

  • Stephen Al-Hakim

    I drove by this guy the day he was doing that. I think I remember those kids too.

  • Seen before

  • Tyguy

    It's good that you took the time to let everyone online know that you have seen this before. It was clearly worth your effort, and everyone cares.

  • de nada, hombre. it was a pleasure provoking your reply.

  • coute21

    Aaaaand the troll is licking his lips.

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