This is a video of street performer NOLATron showing off his humanoid Bubblebee form before transforming into a little electric-wheel powered Cadillac Escalade and rolling out. I've actually known about these costumes forever, and I swear I've even posted one of before, but I couldn't find it. You can walk up to Hollywood Boulevard and see one of these guys any day of the week. Plus a ton of other really shitty performers. I saw Spongebob walking home one day without his head on AND HE WAS SMOKING A REEFER. I asked if I could hit it and he said no, which really hurt because I've always dreamed of smoking with Spongebob. Wonder Woman did try to sell me meth though.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to WV (West Virginia?! Is that you calling your sweet GW back home?!) and Rick, who agree if you have to transform, rolling out is definitely preferable to walking.