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Snakeskin Boots Complete With Standing Cobra Heads

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This is a pair of snakeskin cowboy boots with BONUS standing cobras rising from the toes. How awesome would it be if you could cast a spell on these bad boys and make the snakes come to life? Now those would be some killer boots. See what I did there? Come kick me in the nuts until I'm coughing blood.

Thanks to chichi, who agrees it would be awesome to kick somebody's ass with these things and break a cobra off in their butthole.

There are Comments.
  • Looks like a "Dave"

    How would you drive with those things on? The snake heads would be striking at the underside of the dashboard.

  • MustacheHam

    ...nope

  • Aphotic.Grim

    Very obviously photoshopped, shame on GW for falling for this. Minus the eye placement mistake the two snakes have identical markings, and the copy/paste/blend work on the toe meets snake are is pathetic at best.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Is it me or the eyes are photoshopped? Or at least the one on the right doesn't have its eye at the right place!

  • TyDurd

    haha, the eye on the right boot is in the nose-hole.

  • steve holt

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • TyDurd

    *Boioioing*, *Boioioing*, *Boioioing*, *Boioioing*...

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    What the fuck is wrong with they eye of the snake on the nearest boot?!

  • bob

    it looks like the taxidermist mistook the nostril for an eye socket...

  • Aphotic.Grim

    Actually it's photoshopped. Look at the markings of the "two" snakes, and the blend areas.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    Dead on and deeply sad...

  • adsfasdfasdf

    they should make a rattlesnake version with the tails out the back like spurs. also the mouths need to be open.

  • Cup-O-Jesus

    All those guys with the GINORMOUS RED TRUCKS are drooling all over their tiny man bits as we speak.

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