Peter Parker The Badass: Incredible Spider Man Parkour
This is a video of Spider Man parkour-ing his arachnid face off all over town. He's jumping off buildings, climbing things, doing flips and barrel rolls -- you name it. "Does he hang upside-down and kiss Kirsten Dunst in the rain?" No. But there are plenty of slow-motion crotch shots, so there's that.
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Thanks to Stephanie and lukas, who refuse to jump off of anything but the lowest diving board. Come on, not even the high dive?!