Nowhere To Run, Nowhere To Hide: A Firenado
This is a photo of a firenado recently captured by Instagrammer nicejalepeno (I prefer evilhabaneros) while traveling through Chillicothe, Missouri. Apparently a farmer was burning off one of his fields when the wind whipped up a fire whirl. Previously: video of this one caught in Australia. Speaking of -- do you think firenados rotate the opposite way in Australia than they do in the northern hemisphere like toilets flushing? Is that toilet flushing thing even true? I don't know, sadly I've never traveled to the southern hemisphere. Mostly because I'm terrifying of falling off earth. 'Just stay on top' my gut keeps telling me.
Thanks to Bri, who once summoned a fire tornado in battle but it scared all the horses and the battle had to be called a tie. That sucks.