Let's Go Halvsies!: Dracula's Castle Is Up For Sale

May 15, 2014


By halvsies I clearly mean ten-thousandies because the asking price is ~$80 million and even coming up with eight grand is going to be a stretch for me. Still, it's gonna make one badass time-share if we can make it happen! I call the master bedroom though since I found it.

Hilltop fortress Bran Castle is the eastern European country's biggest tourist attraction and attracts 560,000 visitors annually.

Mark Meyer, of Herzfeld and Rubin, a New York law firm handling the sale, said: 'If someone comes in with a reasonable offer, we will look at who they are, what they are proposing, and will seriously entertain the idea.'

Bloodsucking vampire Count Dracula may be fictional but he is said to have been based on the sadistic Vlad the Impaler, prince of Wallachia in the 15th century.

Bram Stoker is believed to have based his description of Dracula's castle as '. . . on the very edge of a terrific precipice . . . with occasionally a deep rift where there is a chasm [with] silver threads where the rivers wind in deep gorges through the forests' on that of Bran.

First of all, if we buy this thing I don't want half a million tourists coming to visit every year. I want zero. We don't need a bunch of strangers coming around trying to take pictures of our dungeons or whatever. That's our business. Secondly, sex parties: we aren't having any. Ever since I walked into an orgy in college I just can't deal with them. True story: I got home from the bar and came into the house through the kitchen door and there's two chicks with their asses in the sink and two dudes standing over them like they're about to wash vegetables or something. I never ate at home again.

Thanks to me, for forcing myself to relive that memory so one day I will finally be able to move past it.

  • Mick Cant

    I was there like 3 times.. It's fucking culture!!! But it's not in america so they don't have to mention which country it is.. But do mention the lawyers are from new york!!! At least do some research before writing something, fucking assholes!!!

  • zin

    I never knew Castle Transylvania's real name was shared with cereal.

    Aw man, if we could... gather 8 million hobos, have each pay a dollar with the promise of a castle, then drop them in all in one of the chasms on the way there. This plan would solve so many problems.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    And the resultant vengeful ghosts would give the place a nice spooky atmosphere! I'm in.

  • zin

    Vengeful hobo ghosts will stab your kidney with a broken bottle & nick your wallet to pay for spirits.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    *reads title* OH NICE! I wish I could win the 50 millions lotto jackpot right about now! *reads first line of article* ... WHAAAAAT? I can't even DREAM of that! O_o Fuck...

  • I would totally buy this and host the best game of Vampire: The Requiem ever. xD

  • Never could get into it again after they rebooted the system. Now, set up a game of Vampire: The Masquerade, and I'll get really excited.

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