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Just The Tip: Adhesive Condom Only Covers End Of Penis

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Meet the Galactic Cap (not to be confused with the Space Jammer), a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning. Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape ("hours or even days before sex" -- yes, seriously) to the end of your penis, leaving a hole over the very end. Then, when it's time to get freaky, you just peel the paper backing off a condom tip, and adhere it to the tape already on your pecker. When you're all finished, RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAID. God willing, the end of your penis won't come with it. BUT IT MIGHT. Reminds me of the time I tied a string around my penis and made it dance like a marionette for my girlfriend. That...ended badly. "Make it do a helicopter," she said, "Tie it the string to the ceiling fan," she said.

Keep going for a video but WARNING: REALISTIC CARTOON PENISES. Act mature.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who is convinced the future of condoms are penis force-fields.

There are Comments.
  • exquisite_dead_guy

    I applaud the guy for thinking outside the box but this will never work. My money is on Vasalgel for the "next big thing" in male birth control.

  • AtomicMountain

    Why don't they invent women who can't have babies?

  • agatha

    I can imagine this is good for I'm in a relationship, we aren't ready for kids so we use this.
    But leaving it on for a couple of days so you can only switch the cab is just gross. Bbbbrrr.

  • Closet Nerd

    Picture a water balloon being filled until it pops.....

  • Closet Nerd

    I would like to say that I don't approve of this, it won't properly cover my butt dildos.

    just sayin

  • Closet Nerd

    I'll tell my wife about this!
    Then we can have safe sex when she buttfucks me!

    Just sayin....

  • Closet Nerd

    Imitation is the highest form of flattery, pencil dick
    .....just sayin

  • Follower of The Turtle

    This man is a follower of The Cosmic Zombie Turtle as well, you can tell by his praise through showing each condom as The Great Shell. The Cosmic Zombie Turtle is pleased by his sexual attention.

  • DasFXI

    I'm not sold. But, could actually have use for (1) safer oral sex for guys who, understandably, would never want to wear a full condom while getting it and for girls/guys who are not into giving it primarily because they don't want a guy to shoot in their mouth; and (2) porn companies who want to give the appearance of raw/bareback sex while still preventing fluid sharing.

  • um...notice that was a circumcised penis?? What happens to those with caps? Didn't show that process either

  • asdfasdfasdf

    hey, ritualistically mutilated genitals gotta have some perks to make up for it, and what better way than a yamaka?

  • sizzlepants

    You dudes get the ziplock version. Sorry :(

  • "After a friend got HIV I invented a product that would have done absolutely nothing to prevent it! I'm a giant douche-nozzle for using his illness to shill my crap!"

    15-18% failure rate for regular condoms? I'm calling bullshit here!

  • Guest

    maybe you wear it under the other condom? like the skullcap under a greathelm.

  • AdvancePlays

    I agree; it's likely far higher.

  • alex

    Easy to get on. Doesn't mention taking it off afterwards when full of 'baby gravy'

  • Andyman7714

    I plan all of my sexual encounters hours, even days before. My phone has an app for it.

  • Thinger

    Whole new meaning to busting a cap in her ass.

  • just1nw

    That's absolutely ridiculous. Not only would it not do anything to prevent the spread of STIs (which makes me curious about why porn companies are said to be interested - the condom legislation wasn't enacted to prevent the massive amount of porn babies being born) but I can't see how it would even be slightly comfortable. Obviously, the glans expands during arousal so I'm not sure how you could stick something on there in a flaccid state, have it stay on for hours or days and then have it expand without uncomfortable... tugging is the only word I can think of.

    I find it very ironic that a friend dying of HIV spurred the development of a condom that probably wouldn't do much to prevent the transmission of HIV, let alone other STIs.

  • asdfasdfasdf

    why do they keep changing the name for vd?

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