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Judge Tells Father To Stop Emailing His Children In All Caps Because It Appears Like He's Yelling

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A judge overseeing a custody battle in England has ordered a father to stop emailing his children in all caps because it appears he's yelling. Yes, really. I even double checked the source site to make sure this wasn't some leftover from April Fools'. The world we live in, ladies and gentlemen! Now, if you could just light this fuse and run away. "Is that a rocket you've tied yourself to?" No, just explosives.

A High Court judge in England told an "insensitive" father that he must stop emailing his children in all capital letters because it looks like he is yelling at them.


The judge ordered that the father's old style of emails, which were "equivalent to him shouting," needed to be improved upon with the help of a family assistance officer.

"He needs help to make his messages appropriate and child friendly," the judge said. "There's nothing worse than an email suggestive that the sender is shouting at you."

Sure, nobody likes being shouted at. But I get all caps emails all the time and I don't feel like I'm being yelled at. I just think somebody doesn't know how to turn their caps lock key off. That said, when I type in all caps I TYPE IT ALL BY HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY. Pro-style.

Thanks to Brobamalicous, who totally caps locked me in his email and I wasn't offended. And to http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04/17/Judge-tells-father-to-stop-emailing-his-children-in-all-capital-letters/6491397738707/, who I'm not convinced knows how to properly fill out the tip form.

There are Comments.
  • Looks like a "Dave"

    If you don't like someone typing in all caps you could respond with, "STOP YELLING AT ME! YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!"

  • Truthfull

    This is ridiculous. This is the perfect example of group think. You cannot yell at someone by writing. If you believe someone is yelling at you because of CAPS you're either crazy, sensitive or take this internet etiquette thing too far.

    People we know live in a world where judges use tax payers money to inform and chastise parents of texting and email etiquette in relation to their own children. Sad.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    THIS IS THE FORMAT HE SHOULD EMAIL HIS CHILDREN WITH IN THE FUTURe

  • Confession Bear: I prioritize emails based upon whether or not the person uses correct grammar and email etiquette. :(

  • Guest

    yeah i ignore those wimps too

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