I Drank Out Of A Boot Once: Saucony Hamburger Shoes
These are the £99 (~$167) Saucony x End Clothing Shadow 5000 Burgers. They're sneakers that are supposed to look like burgers. Just plain burgers though, no cheese. Huge mistake guys, everybody loves cheeseburgers. Whatever you do, just don't try to eat them. Jk jk, totally try to eat them. Why not, I drank a whole beer out of a friend's boot once in college and look how I turned out. "You just ate a cat treat from between the couch cushions." Meow meow meow meow meow.
Keep going for shots of the burger shoes from all angles.
Thanks to Silvermidnight, hands down my favorite hue of midnight (excluding blood red).