Family Cat Saves Child From Dog Attack
In case you somehow missed it because you've been internet celibate for the past 24 hours, this is a video of a family's cat that rushes to scare off a dog that's trying to eat a boy on a bicycle. That is a good cat. My cat? My cat would not lift a paw if it saw me being attacked. Unless it was to join in and finish me off. You know what my cat told me once? I've always wondered what you taste like. She's sick (I have wondered the same thing about her though).
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to everybody who sent this, at least half of whom expressed disappointment in their own cats.