Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial Hedonistica

F-Cup Cookies Are Supposed To Make Your Boobs Grow

f-cup-breast-cookies.jpg

F-Cups?! Damn girl why don't you start with a B and go from there.

These are Japanese F-Cup cookies. They're supposed to make your boobs grow. I would encourage you to stop before reaching an actual F-cup though to avoid future back problems. The completely not scientifically proven secret ingredient is 50mg of Pueraria Mirifica extract per cookie. Pueraria Mirifica allegedly enlarges breasts and improves hair growth, for all you ladies who have always dreamed of being a big-tittied bearded woman. Want bigger boobs? Here's what you do: eat more of any kind of cookies. Girl Scout Cookies will work. Pepperidge Farm will definitely work. "But I'll get fat." But you'll also get bigger boobs. "But I'll get fat." But you'll also get bigger boobs. "But--" Listen, I could do this all day. "But I wanna be skinny with big boobs!" Yeah, and I want a jetpack. You're beautiful just the way you are, that's the real message here. Now if they just sold some A-cup cookies so I could burn off these C-cup man tits that would be great.

Thanks to phaedrus977, who informed me anything bigger than a handful is a waste and I am going to have to politely disagree on account of motorboating. TOOT TOOT! TOOT TOOT! "What are you doing?" Now I'm a tugboat!

There are Comments.
  • Pueraria Mirifica is actually high in phytoestrogens. So in theory, they will make your boobs grow! It really is a question of how OFTEN you'd have to eat these cookies!!! Hint: pretty much every day :)

  • i am using boob pop it's really awesome, i love result it's make my boob so bigger and sexy naturally without any exercise and surgery.

  • BT
  • Adibobea9

    That's effed up…

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Now I'm wondering if the tugboat part was with GW's own boobs...

  • Jesi Lynne Paskeuric

    http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/...
    This was added to the Museum of Hoaxes in 2007...

  • Niki

    I'm a G for Good God!

  • Carmen David

    Since I started with my օ­­­­­ո­­­­­l­­­­­i­­­­­ո­­­­­℮ business I ℮­­­­­а­­­­­r­­­­­ո $­­­­62 every 15 minutes. It s­ο­unds  unbelievable but y­ο­u w­ο­nt f­ο­rgive  y­ο­urself if y­ο­u d­ο­n't check it  ­ο­ut... http://Mademoneydailyonline2014viewhrv28ud...

    ❤❤❤ ❤❤❤ ❤�❤❤ ❤❤❤� ❤❤❤

  • Joe Ferschke

    Didn't this get posted a few weeks ago? Are you playing tricks on me?

  • Andrew Newton

    Uhhh, won't eating a bunch cookies make your breasts grow anyways? as well as other body parts......

  • asdfasdf

    dude, the asians eating these vaguely phallic cookies are wearing a cups right now! Go halfsies on a trip to south korea and TRADE with her. you get a discount for bringing your own tits I'm sure. saves on the cost for parts...of course labors where they really get you anyway.

blog comments powered by Disqus